My name is Goldy Cash. It's not really that, but i've convinced many that my last name is Cash. Including family members. I started using that name on online mafia type multiplayer games. I pretended to be a wealthy kingpin, but in reality I'm a very simple person. I don't need many things to be happy, and due to my complete lack of ambition, I am just that. Happy. I am incredibly curious, and always learning, but still my head is always empty. Forgetting happens at a faster rate. I don't read fiction because watching videos is faster. I like pictures.

I have many superpowers, i just can't remember what the really cool ones are right now. But I can lift 17 lbs with just my pinky. I can cook a nutritious meal for 2 for under $1.50 if a can opener's handy. I can fall asleep while standing up, yet i can function without sleep for up to 56 hours. I have befriended feral beasts named Alice.

So I've never been a really good writer. If i had a penny for every 'i' i write, i'd be a rich self-centered person. So instead I'll settle for mediocre self consciousness.

But for all the exciting things i have not done, there are so many more things i have not done. Like your mom. So leave her name and number after the beep. If you wish her boring things. Or maybe you do. Then you know what to do.